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Mood:

digitaltits:

*white kid from 90’s tv show on bed throwing baseball up in the air and catching it while staring at ceiling*

(via ryanvallejo)

wealthyhugepenis:

my favourite part of the bible is when Jesus said that 1 like = 1 Prayer

(via intensional)

ohioisonfiire:

I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.

(via hotboyproblems)

mom: can you do me a favor?

me: will you pay me?

mom: why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?

me: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.

mrscalypsojackson:

THIS SHOW GAVE ZERO FUCKS

(via intensional)


"Oh that’s right! You didn’t get to eat any during last episode’s party, did you?"

"Oh that’s right! You didn’t get to eat any during last episode’s party, did you?"

(Source: akariozora, via the-host-club)

straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*

straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*

straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*

gay couple: *holds hands in public*

straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN

owlmylove:

gerardwayswife:

double-pistol-wink:

suffren:

randomlinktime:



i lost it at “me dammit”

ME DAMMIT.

ME DAMMIT

ME DAMMIT.

owlmylove:

gerardwayswife:

double-pistol-wink:

suffren:

randomlinktime:

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i lost it at “me dammit”

ME DAMMIT.

ME DAMMIT

ME DAMMIT.

(Source: shittime, via ponyraindrops)

andyacklesspn:

26/07

Happy Birthday Princess!

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(via shutupandwatchanime)